ABOUT ME:

Greetings, friend! My name is Amaryllis. My friend Audrey put me up to making a profile on this website as a dare. I’m afraid I do not have a whole lot of free time, so I am sorry if I fail to respond to your messages in a timely manner.

Of course, if I do not respond at all, it’s likely you said something untoward and Audrey deleted your message on my behalf.

WHAT DO I DO:

I work for the Alstroemeria Corporation, which is about as tedious as it sounds, really. I would much rather spend time with my best friend. Of course I also enjoy meeting new people. I’ve often heard it said such meetings are simply enchanting.

THE FIRST THING PEOPLE NOTICE ABOUT ME:

I suppose my height, or lack thereof, is quite noteworthy. Alas, even I can’t have it all!

FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, SHOWS, MUSIC AND FOOD:

Recently we listened to the Summer Knight audiobook, I found it quite drole. Faeries aren’t nearly as frightful as the good mister Butcher would depict them, I assure you!

My favorite food by far is eggplant. I find it utterly delectable regardless of how it’s prepared, but if pressed I would say penne siciliane is definitely my favorite! The browned mozzarella, the soft texture of the eggplant, the flavor of garlic, tomato and eggplant all accompanied by penne… Why the very thought is enough to make me quite ravenous!

SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:

My driver, Audrey, my family, flowers, sunshine and so much more.

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF: 

You enjoy the company of friends and long talks over a delectable wine. I do look forward to reading your messages! On that note, Audrey suggested it be wise to ask you to include in your message a small token to prove you read my profile and aren’t simply responding to outward appearances. In that spirit, would you mind including in your message to me the phrase “Audrey you worry too much”? That would make my day and hers, I’m sure.