CuddlyKaiju F/28


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  • Name: Garmondomora (you can call me Momo if you want! <3 )
  • Age: 28
  • Gender: Female
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Race: Kaiju
  • Diet: Radiation (but I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a barbecue now and then?)
  • Height: 18 Meters
  • Job: Ooh, if I say ‘bum’ will that sound bad? How about ‘schedule-free’?
  • Speaks: English, Malay, Tagalog
  • Education: Mostly correspondence courses, including nuclear engineering

Hi!!! I’m Momo. I’m just a big island girl that likes to chill! Life’s too short and the world’s too small to bother with being bored, stressed, or sad. Or clothed. I mean, I don’t have much of a choice. Unless maybe theaters start throwing out their old curtains for free?

I don’t have a lot of close relationships with other kaiju, we don’t seem to have much in common. I prefer the quieter company of smaller people.


Not really a 9 to 5 person, y’know? I’ve gotta sleep in. I just sort of go where the wind takes me, see what new places there are to explore, meet new people, bathe in new lakes… Plus it’s not like I have rent to pay. 

I have spent days stacking rocks in ornate patterns, but that’s definitely not a job. It just puts me in a really good place mentally, and later I can look at it and be like “Yeah, I did that!” There’s a beautiful kind of permanent impermanence to it. Oh jeez, I’m rambling now. Did you know octopuses do that same thing? The rock gardens I mean, not rambling.

I suppose it might be fun to try out having a ‘real’ job, and I could use the money to buy you things! But I’d probably get bored if I had to do it every day, and I’m not really sure what I could get hired to do… besides maybe demolition? Or maybe landscaping, that could tie in with my rock garden hobby.


The slight neck pain from having to look up? (heehee) Well other kaiju usually notice my horns or my hair. Oh, and my big ol’ titties. Kinda hard to miss.

A lot of people seem to get scared when I show up, but I promise I won’t destroy your city!


Books: Well, they don’t print those at a readable size. That’d kill like a million trees! There are things to read all around us, if you know where to look, but billboards don’t really count. I’m always learning new things online, but of course I can’t really type or click, so this nice robot man does that stuff for me. He’s taking dictation right now! Well it’s not ‘right now’ for you, while you’re reading this. Nevermind, I’m going to go to the next one now.

Movies: I love the classics! It’s so fun sitting at the old drive-in theater and watching people falling in love. That fills me with the good squishy feelings. Also, you might not think I’d enjoy rubber-suit monster movies, but I do! There’s always some nice scientist telling everyone to have pity on the poor thing, and their tragic deaths touch me deeply.

Music: Ballroom dance music. I’m surprisingly light on my feet! Stadium speakers can really create an atmosphere.

Food: Thankfully the world’s supply of cows is safe, most of us just live on radiation, which there’s plenty of where I live. That’s not so weird, right? Plants do the same thing! Well, sort of… But I admit I do love stuffing my face sometimes. A smoked side of beef makes a great snack!


Oh jeez, well, you see… I’m not so much into other kaiju, I kinda really like small people. You’re just all so cute! With your tiny little arms and legs and sweet little faces. Oh, and being watched. I’m kinda used to being a spectacle. Basically feel free to stare, you won’t hear any complaints from me. The same goes for comments. I’ve got pretty thick skin, so feel free to speak your mind and don’t hold back. I’m probably interested in what you have to say! Don’t hold back on the graphic details if you have some kind of fantasy, even a weird one.


Prudes, bluenoses (unless your nose is actually blue, that might be cute!), anyone who needs to control everything. If I’m around people who get upset easily, I might step on some toes. I’m also not a big fan of clocks, alarms, air raid sirens… anything that demands attention and won’t wait.


You like the great outdoors, travel, adventure, and rising to new occasions. Free spirits welcome, and uptight folks who need to learn to unwind can just call me your new teacher! Class starts whenever I get around to it.

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