ABOUT ME:

Just a country goblin growing up with a big family. Used to taking whatever’s dealt to me and making my own fun. All that adds up to a fit little cutie that can pull her own weight and probably beat you at arm wrestling. I don’t know who you are yet, but I’m already pretty confident.

WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR:

Companionship and sex. Same as the rest of us on here when you boil it down! I’m a straight shooter who’ll always be honest and frank with y’all. Partner doesn’t have to be athletic or in-shape, but you will be if you stick with me long enough. I’ll find a way to burn those calories off you one way or another~! We’ll be the most ripped couple on this whole site!

Must be able to put up with an accent. Still got a bit of a southern twang.

TURN-ONS:

-exercise! Gets the blood pumpin’ for a humpin’!

-being on top! I’ll seriously wrestle you for it!

-blindfolds! Get that good sensory deprivation stuff going feels so good!

-help yourself! Just take me whenever you want. If I’m not in the mood, I will be in a couple seconds.

TURN-OFFS:

-guys with too big fangs or horns. It’s just too distracting.

-partners under 3 feet. I’m used to being the short one, thank you.