ABOUT ME:

So if you’re thinking, “Hey, that profile picture looks like the girl on the corporate page logo” or “Wait, did this lady just rip the picture of the back of the Little Black Bestiary brochure instead of using her own picture?” Well… You’d be right, but that is me! Hi! Yes, I’m the mascot and spokesperson for Cyber Scherzo Studios, the parent company of the Little Black Bestiary dating site. So… you might have seen me around. Since I help run this site, I gotta make it look good; and it’s a lot easier to tell people how great it is if I’m a user myself!

I’m a tech-sprite, which is basically a fairy but I don’t really do the whole “nature” thing. So no, I can’t talk to plants or whatever it is those so called ‘normal’ fairies do but I can plug myself directly into the internet at that is WAY cooler.

WHAT DO I DO:

Hmm… I suppose in a professional ‘job description’ sense, being a mascot is basically being a PR spokesperson, but when you’re literally the face of a company you’re always on the clock. I’m pretty glad I managed to land a job at a company that lets me act like myself and not like a damn prude all the time.

THE FIRST THING PEOPLE NOTICE ABOUT ME:

Definitely the glowing. I can’t actually shut off the built in LEDs, so I’ve been kicked out of movie theaters before.

FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, SHOWS, MUSIC AND FOOD:

Books: Porn

Movies: Porn

Shows: Porn

Games: Porn

Music: Po- oh wait. uh… mostly downtempo/ambient kinda stuff.

Food: Candy. Sugar in pretty much all it’s glorious forms.

SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:

My computers… which already puts me over 6 things, I think. I mean, I have a lot of gadgets. Technically I’m one too so what do you expect?

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF:

If you’re looking to chill and hang out or just have some fun. No really. Innuendo aside I’ve got a holo-deck! It’s exactly as awesome as the movies make it look and I’ve solved the whole ‘crazy rogue hologram’ problem. 95% safe! Trust me! You should come over and try it out. And just to be up front about it and not lead anyone on here I’m not exactly the ‘romantic’ type and just want to keep things casual.